Sad Face; plural, Sad Faces

- Adjective

A female, typically but not always a member of the Jewish faith, raised or residing in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States. Predominant characteristics include brown hair, moderate height, a body mass index of 20 and a particular set of common facial characteristics. Although the majority of sad faces hail from affluent suburbs, they are also found in major cities such as New York and Philadelphia. Universities such as Emory, George Washington and the University of Pennsylvania frequently serve as finishing schools for sad faces, instilling in them the tribal culture and value system necessary for adherence to social norms, as well as a selection process for potential mates (see also: meat stick). While not an ironclad requirement, a discreet level of sexual promiscuity is a common trait.