Almond

The sexiest man alive, must be like 20 inches down there

That guy's name must be Almond, because hes 20 inches.

by NotAlmondCao October 26, 2011

Alford

Alford (pronounced aff-fud) is a term used by the overly-private to describe their intentions to commit borderline sex crimes anonymously with like-minded consenting individuals.

"I'm going to Alford for the night"

Would perhaps mean:

I'm going to meet a lady who wants to wrap me in cling film and make love to me in front of her dog.

by Gary Barry October 31, 2011

Almost Porn

Softcore pornography either in video or image form that does not show penetration, and usually has very brief shots of both the male penis or female vagina. There are also no cumshots for either partner shown on camera. You may often find these types of videos on Cinnemax or HBO2 late at night.

Since my scrambling box doesn't work for the Spice Channel, I have to settle for Cinnemax and Almost Porn

by ACG2x January 6, 2004

toasted almond crunch

During dirty anal intercourse, the male pulls out his penis, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her face with his fecal covered penis, giving the appearance of hastly eating a toasted almond crunch ice cream bar.

John: "That dude over there eats like an animal. Look at the crap on his face."

Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."

John: "Eww... nasty."

by Carmo September 27, 2006

almondroca

A young rapper with a dream to be the best.
Aka Matias

Dude 1:Dude lil wayne is sick.
Dude 2: naw he ain't no almondroca

by Matias Rocafort January 2, 2008

alfo

Nickname. Generally a tall boy with broad shoulders and straight but flippy hair. Very easy to get distracted by him. Athletic and usually smells good. Downfall is his bunny teeth. Has many friends, not necesarily straight ones, but lots. Very hot person.

Random Girl: WOAH he's sexy *wink*
An Alfo: Ha-Ha What?

by Thomas Ines May 23, 2008

Alford

1. Common English surname.
2. Place - England, Scotland, South Australia, Canada.
3. Alford plea where a defendant maintains innocence but admits there is sufficient evidence to find them guilty beyond reasonable doubt.

I come from Alford.
My name is Alford.
She used the Alford plea.

by AussieChum February 5, 2010