by HAHAHNOOBS November 10, 2022

ollie adoption day is the day my cat oliver got adopted, please make it a national holiday. August 3rd! Please make oliver famous he is really fat and cute:)
by Slayqueen20205027 August 2, 2022

Pet: dude your hand stinks drop me
luisgamercool23: ok *throws to river*
in this conclusion, adopt me bruh
luisgamercool23: ok *throws to river*
in this conclusion, adopt me bruh
by urbandictionaryisprettycursed June 20, 2021

Adopt me is a role play game where you can get eggs and adopt pets and babies but really it’s full of scammers.
by I love birds123 April 14, 2023

You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~
by FOXALENNE December 22, 2022

by your great grandpa March 28, 2022
