Ms. Mermaids

sophisticated and talented young ladies who are able to complete complex dance routine and are financially driven to succeed!

Ayana Angel (porn actress ) Ms. mermaids

by Mr. Mermaids June 12, 2009

slippery mermaid

Lubricating a women's inner thighs and having sex with them as the woman holds her legs together (like a mermaid)

She was on her period, it wasn't my birthday so anal was out of the question, and her breasts were not large enough to effectively titty f*ck, so I helped myself to a slippery mermaid.

by Mack attack March 20, 2014

Mermaid surprise

When a male finally realizes that a woman is extremely attractive and magical in many ways. She has blonde hair, soft skin, and demands sexual attention. She swims in and out of your life over time if her fish type sonar radar feels something off.

Jimmy: I'm seeing Krista again. She's more amazing then I remember.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.

by Jimyee97 July 30, 2017

little mermaid

a woman whose pussy smells so bad the cats follow her.

i got a hookup with a little mermaid last night and now i have

to throw my mattress out!!!!!!!!

by driver_im8 June 13, 2009

angry mermaid

a sexual act in which two males and one female go scuba diving. While underwater each male releases into a chosen ear of the female. At this point the female descends to a lower depth in the water and releases the pressure from her ears. This creates cloudy water; therefore giving the appearance of an angry mermaid. This is a difficult maneuver to achieve; however if it is executed properly maximum pleasure can be attained.

the angry mermaid is not to be attempted by the underskilled...experts only!

by Dr. Slopinstein July 10, 2006

Scottish Mermaid

When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.

Dude, she was the one feeling kinky so I gave her a Scottish mermaid.

by Jonathan Marquise June 17, 2003

Bite The Mermaid

Male to Female Felatio Underwater.

After a hard night at the club jill got brave enough to ask tod. "Wanna Bite The Mermaid?"

by Tod Spengo August 20, 2008