A chick that is so ugly that you not only have to put a bag over her head before you fuck her, you put a bag over your own head as insurance in case her bag comes off.
by Crassanova August 28, 2003
Get the two-baggermug. to have an affair
The only place in the world where women overtake men in affairs is France, where 87% of women admit that they used to two-time a partner, either in a current or past relationship.
by Matijoe Pary Porfundo July 5, 2009
Get the two-timemug. by dboyroy December 19, 2008
Get the two snakesmug. by cedric britt July 18, 2003
Get the two piecemug. - You can call me mr. two pants!
- Why?
- I had sex with two girls yesterday. One before dinner and the other behind the old sfinx in the garden
- Oh, cool!
- Why?
- I had sex with two girls yesterday. One before dinner and the other behind the old sfinx in the garden
- Oh, cool!
by superzlatan June 15, 2009
Get the two pantsmug. When someone (Referrably from Everquest) plays two characters at once (seperate accounts) either to group,raid, or powerlevel.
Hey can I get a heal?.....Hey you there?. Dude, he's two-boxing and powerleveling his lowbie.
Jeesh you got two accounts? Do you just two-box your all day with your guys?
Jeesh you got two accounts? Do you just two-box your all day with your guys?
by Dr. Demented January 15, 2004
Get the two boxingmug. A day or situation that is uncharacteristically complicated, that takes a long time or a large amount of effort to resolve.
Gemma: Remember that day when we made that homemade bazooka and it accidently went off in your chest? And we ended up at E.R. and the unexploded bazooka shell was stuck in my chest right next to the oxygen line and it took three trainee doctors and a bomb disposal team to diffuse the situation? After that we missed the last bus home and had to walk all the way back?
Glyn: Yeah, that day was a ‘two-parter’
Glyn: Yeah, that day was a ‘two-parter’
by Butty101 November 23, 2011
Get the Two-partermug.