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wizard jerking 

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made
"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"
wizard jerking by Serbian crab March 14, 2024
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Wizard Finger

Verb describing the process of probing one’s rectum to administer a prostate exam.
Saw my doctor this morning. Gave me the old wizard finger!
Wizard Finger by Wally Fingers April 10, 2024

wizambonculus 

When an extremely krazy kool kevent happens, and gives every small penis man a medium size penis, whilst summoning Negroids to Scotland.
Person 1: "Woah man, a krazy kool kevent just happened and i got a medium sized penis, whilst summoning Negroids to Scotland ".
Person 2: "Woah man, that's wizambonculus"
wizambonculus by nick_thegreek April 13, 2024
Wizbuck is used to describe some of the best scp secret laboratory players

Wiz- the wiz in wizbuck means wizard implying that you play like a wizard
Buck- the buck part meaning fast as a buck due to most good players having massive speed boosts
Your such a wizbuck man

Is that a wizbuck no way bro
Wizbuck by xdmooq bad L April 22, 2024

Wizardingmax

When something is terrible. Can be used to describe a scenario at any given time like a level in game. Can also be used for people. Primarily an insult. Super versatile.
This game is so wizardingmax.

You’re acting like wizardingmax.
Wizardingmax by Thehimother May 4, 2026
Be right back! I’m gonna have a cheeky wizzle”
wizzle by narwore May 6, 2026