Shit tickets

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.

I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets

by Simon Callahan September 26, 2010

the shit talker

A cowardly individual who doesn't have the balls to criticise someone to their face. They'd Rather talk about them when they're not in the shit talkers presence because of the lack of retaliation.

The shit talker talks shit everyday all day on urban dictionary. What a pussy faggot bitch. You can never say that shit to my face, bitch.

by faces of death book April 14, 2010

shit stirer

Someone who likes to instigate or start beef between two or more people.

self-explanatory

by Lifer May 11, 2003

good shit

A phrase used to describe drugs that get you higher than usual.

That bag of weed I bought from my friend was some good shit.

by AYB April 9, 2003

mean shit

A huge and/or painful shit.

Man, after eating all that spicy food, I had to take a mean shit.

by Bobby De Niro April 19, 2006

Shit Rope

The shit-covered rope which you use to try to climb out of a mess which you are in. You see the shit kind of acts like grease, the harder you hold on, the faster you fall down, all the way to con college.

You're up a shit rope now boys

by Jesse February 27, 2005

shit on a shingle

creamed chipped beef on toast

Do we have to have shit on a shingle again.

by Light Joker December 27, 2004