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Poo Magic

The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard
Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.
by Le Moncurd July 22, 2024
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MAGIC

SOMETHING YOU MIX WITH COKE WHILE MAKING CRACK TO ADD WEIGHT TO THE STONES
MAGIC MAKES A LOT OF CRACK
by MONEYAZ July 17, 2022
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Meatball Magic

When you shove meatballs down women names hollys urethra
I performed meatball magic on my friends sister
by Super Sigma123 May 30, 2024
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Fake magic round

Fake magic round (a.k.a. gather round) is used to refer to the AFL's poor imitation of the NRL's magic round.

The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.
AFL's fake magic round needs to give out free tickets to members because not every game has sold out, and nearly half their games will be played in front of less than 10000 people because it's a poor imitation of the NRL's magic round. If the AFL just did a real magic round with every game at Adelaide Oval, every game would be sold out by now without needing to give anyone any free tickets. NRL sold out every magic round game three years running without any free tickets.
by Rian Gigs II April 9, 2025
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Magic booty

Magic booty means when a person who shits but got no need to wipe because there’s no poop marks on the anus
Damn you you got a magic boots

I got a magic booty
by Sssjsjjssjuwjajs August 21, 2022
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Magic Rooster

Magic man. A great man. Can be used to describe an excellent male athlete, musician, lover, etc.
That magic rooster really knocked my socks off last night!
by Happy Rooster January 12, 2020
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hairy sack of magic

The magical sack where one's testicles are encased. This sack is magical because it is used in making babies.
Where did you come from?
My father's hairy sack of magic.
by Knacker Sack October 29, 2015
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