Hoe-Taco 

A hoe that usually likes to hang around the taco bells around your area. She is usually VERY VERY fat, and usually resembles the smell of burritos. You would never want to be this persons girlfriend, because then you would start craving tacos and eventually become a hoe taco as well.

Person 1: Hey do you want to go out to eat?
Hoe-Taco: Yesss, let's go to taco bell!
Person 1: Why do you have to be such a hoe-taco, i hate you.

Hoe-Taco by Jimyyyyyy19237058923564 December 30, 2010

Cheezy Taco 

A derogitory term used for a womans vagina that smells somthing like a three cheese sauce. This occurance usually takes place when the females clitoral hygene escapes her, or then sometimes, some womens reproductive organs naturally smell cheesy. There are many alternatives to this phrase, mainly becuase a womans pussy can smell a thousand different ways. This is the one example in which the vile smell eminating from the mass is indeed... cheesy.

Some guy: "Damn, Sally!!! When I go downtown I dont be eatin' at them restaraunts that be serving Cheezy Taco specials! At least stick a tootsie pop in there for a few seconds or somthin'."

Cheezy Taco by The Rooskie September 22, 2006

Dick Taco 

The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.

Did you get the picture of the dick taco last night? He really tore that taco shell up!

Dick Taco by Sub Sandwich December 14, 2012

Cock Taco 

A nice way to tell someone they're a pussy or if you want someone to think hard about what they called you

Logan Hale is such a Cock Taco

Cock Taco by CUNT REE BOY April 4, 2017

Pink Taco Stand 

a location at which one would encounter and enjoy an abundance of pussy.

if i wanted to go to a pink taco stand i would AVOID erics house seeing as it will never hav ANY women AT ALL.

Pink Taco Stand by tobaditsnotmyname April 30, 2005

Cuban Reverse Taco Stand 

Successfully inserting your erect penis into a womans vagina after leaping from a nearby table or chair, please consider the amount of erectile strength needed to perform this act of sex.

Greg leaped from the kitchen table and successfully performed a cuban reverse taco stand, inserting the erection into Sophie's vagina.

Cuban Reverse Taco Stand by xxDogLiquorxx February 12, 2010

badly packed taco 

Simile to describe the appearance of a female's genitalia, an unfortunate lady's horribly deformed fadge.

"Charles my dear boy, why on earth did you break up with that delightful Diana?"
"Well ma'ma, she was delightful in all respects other than down there, I am telling you it was like going down on a badly packed taco!"
"Indeed, one hears similar rumours of Princess Grace of Monaco, its a real growler I've heard, the staff at the palace commented it could rip your fucking arm off!"

'The Queen and I', The unofficial biography of HRH Elizabeth II, by Andy McNab

badly packed taco by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008