greasy as a jesse jones sausage 

being broke as hell,bumming,being a mooch...also known as being greasy

That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage

greasy as a jesse jones sausage by ncdeadhead November 19, 2011

cock sausage 

A bad nasty person
Someone who you do not like
A person who constantly does stupid things

Quite being a cock sausage.
Man is Andrew a cock sausage.

cock sausage by prankfurter November 7, 2003

foot sausage

the large toe of a human foot

I stubbed my foot sausage!

foot sausage by bryan [lovelife] May 22, 2007

Taco sausage

The new restroom sign

That's a weird symbol is that a taco sausage?

Taco sausage by Cody5050 January 15, 2022

Salmon Sausage 

A very very long slimy penis. Approximately 30m in length.

Woah, he has a massive salmon sausage.

Salmon Sausage by Salmon man February 6, 2017

Big Sausage Pizza 

A pizza with a giant sausage on it, usually delivered to your home by a pizza delivery guy

Please can i have a big sausage pizza?

Big Sausage Pizza by Big Up Donkin August 18, 2017

poon sausage 

a male's genitalia, similar to peen

"that girl is trying to get up on my poon sausage."

poon sausage by joshua February 27, 2005