smell like old

To have that indefinable, yet distinctive smell commonly found in old people's homes, clothing, nursing homes. Usually a mix of mothballs or cedar, a week's worth of cooking smells, unwashed clothing with a dash of b.o. and incontinence. Known to cling to clothing and hair of other folks after visiting old neighbors or relative.

Dude. You been hangin' out with gramma? You smell like old.

by whoopi July 23, 2006

hung like a whale

to have a hugemongous penis; having a penis similar to that of a whale's.

Oh my god, I heard that kid was hung like a whale!

by Incognitus February 25, 2009

it tastes like ow

when something is very spicy, it tastes like ow.

Brad was eating chips and salsa and said " it tastes like ow!"

by BrotherBaner April 5, 2011

look like a scrub

Gross. Tired. Dirty. Ugly

Man, I've been traveling all day and haven't showered I look like a scrub

by Crazygirl July 22, 2017

Hung Like a Brandon

1. Black down under
2. No, really, place. Like burned. Or dead.

Brandon: I'm black down under
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon

by Brandon Zhang January 21, 2007

A CABOOSE LIKE A MOOSE

A big arse!

Lakisha put the "b" in back; shit, she got a caboose like a moose...mutha-fuckin' thing has its own zip code!

by weave November 24, 2003

Fresh like Fergus

Super-cool and untouchable, 007 meets kanye west.

"Man, that suit is lookin' Fresh like Fergus on you!"
"That chick has a Miley Cyrus watch, so Fresh like Fergus."

by mynoduespcake September 10, 2009