junkyard

a male strip club, usually where people have hens nights.

hey elise u wanna go 2 that junkyard down the road from bettys. we can stay at bettys after.

i heard that new junkyard is really good, wanna go check it out?

by handcuffson April 5, 2008

junkie sticks

Synonym for matches.

Guy 1: Ay bro, do you got a lighter?
Guy 2: I don't got one man, all i got are these fuckin' junkie sticks.

by MyBodyHurts April 10, 2008

Junkmaster

One who rules over a companions junk, doesn't put out but expects to be served.

Look at Jamals stupid ass tryin to please that junkmaster.....and he ain't even hittin it!

by Rodney G September 30, 2008

junkad

to snort Windex.

Stop junkadding!

by bread infection December 1, 2009

Junkamuffin

A midget that cant jump.

person 1) Hey man, did you just see what I saw?
person 2) The Junkamuffin?
person 3) Ya, that was hilarious

by Jespaulabos December 17, 2009

junktunnel

homosexual's rear end

He really loved having a big joint shoved into his junktunnel......

by marksrice November 18, 2009

Junked up

What the crew chief says when it takes him 5 minutes to hook a nozzle up to the SPR.

"Hey man, your hose is junked up."

by OH OH SHIZAM March 14, 2010