The Italian helicopter 

Have the girl on all fours with her asshole in the air, have the guy insert his penis and flatten out and spin yourself.

I thought we were going to take flight while you were doing the Italian helicopter

The Italian helicopter by Ralph donglong May 6, 2022

The Italian 

Your coworker who bears an uncanny resemblance to someone of Italian descent, but refuses to admit his true identity as an Italian. He also uses Italian catchphrases such as, “oui oui sauce”.

“Where’s the Italian?” - Jack Oswald White, The Dark Knight 2008.

The Italian by Trusted rocket scientist January 6, 2023

the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy 

When you go to an mafia- sponsored AA meeting, only to get the alcoholic fucked out of you.

Man, I’m so sore from the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy meeting yesterday. They really did me in.

the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy by Steadlur February 9, 2023

The Italian Job 

When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.

Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.

Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*

The Italian Job by SilverCurbsideProphet June 17, 2023

Golden Italian 

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.

Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.

Golden Italian by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023

The Italian Senate Incident 

so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.

Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"

The Italian Senate Incident by NFTs are gay September 22, 2023

An Italian Job 

A sexual position in which the man places his penis between the woman's buttocks (no anal penetration) and rubs up and down until orgasm. A way of simulating intercourse without risking pregnancy and the woman's virginity.

"We were both horny, but she didn't want to get knocked up, so I gave her an Italian job

An Italian Job by Nitrosimp January 20, 2024