hipster

urban street rats that have an ahead-of-the-mainstream fashion sense.

sometimes pretentious.

ellen: look at my tight-ass Volcom neon sunglasses!
hipster: so last summer.
ellen: whatever, hipster.
hipster: whatever, hater. lolwhut

by hyphy jiggaboo July 16, 2009

pretentious hipster

a negative term that is getting more and more popular especially after 9/11 and the iraq war because the pretentious hipster is stereotypically a liberal artist that is anti war and modern art is looked down on my the majority but gets recognition by some of the major art establishments. anyone who has anything to do with art or liberal culture automatically gets thrown into the pretentious hipster crowd. it's like a never ending fight between the outcast and the popular pretty kids in high school except it takes place everywhere in america. the pretentious hipster is hated so much because people will never understand him and he can't be stopped thanks to america's freedom. his difference of opinion drives everyone nuts. nuts enough for all the mainstream preppies to go on to urban dictionary and youtube to write negative things about him. people who hate pretentious hipsters are psuedo-conformist

stereotypically, the pretentious hipster is a drinker of coffee, likes punk and indie, watches foreign film, votes democrat. he is also known as a hippie and a drug addict at times. even though people have never heard the music and film he likes, he will still be criticized based on speculation. the pretentious hipster he shops mom and pops shop and gets accused of trying too hard to be unique and different. oh well, he'll be criticized either way, better to do what you want than be intimadated by internet criticism by passive aggressive mainstream kids. just be yourself and you will piss all your enemies off.

by eazy-X May 8, 2008

hipster

(n) Hipster: People with an extremely obscure taste of music and hate it when Indie labels go mainstream

Man, that girl over there is listening to Driftless Pony Club. Damn, what a hipster.

by youcancallmepenis March 16, 2011

hipster emo

effectively a scene kid from the mid noughties

Dave; So what is it?
Dr Parenthesis: I think it's likely to be a hybrid creature - a chimaera - part hipster, part emo - a scenester in all but name.. a hipster emo
Dave: How about hipstemo?
Dr Parenthesis: No, too close to epistemology.

by Max Biggins September 30, 2016

Harrisburg hampster tube

The act of insterting an empty paper towel role, cardboard tube, etc. into ones anus, preferably male, and then placing a hampster into the tube. The hampster will then precede to crall into his anal cavity. this is extremely gay yet enjoyable. this actually happened to the newschannel 34 guy

john: did u hear what the newschannel 34 guy did?
pete: no
john: he did a harrisburg hampster tube
pete: wow what a fag..but i bet it felt good

by a white racist-dom f July 29, 2011

Muscle Hamster

To be swollen; to be fucking jacked. Gaining so much mass that girls offer ass. The definition of having guns for buns. Flex for sex? You don't even need to flex to get sex. Remember, Muscles, never steamers.

Dude have you seen that kid AAJ? Kids a fucking Muscle Hamster.

That Townie murph is the definition of a Muscle Hamster

by GainMassForAss November 8, 2012

Hamster

Girl with a flat chest.

Oh come on Heather, you're more of a Hamster then me!

by Moitoi March 21, 2005