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V block

To effectively interrupt intercourse after a (presumably older ) man has taken Viagra. It's a variation of cock blocking, but understandably the situation is more dire, and super depressing.

Example "I just took Viagra and took out my teeth..and my attorney called to talk about my will"
Example "I just took Viagra and now my grand daughter has decided to stop in for a visit"
Example "I just took Viagra and now I forgot to take my heart medication so I have to wait for those to work first"
i just took Viagra and my attorney called about my will...it was a total v block
by beckyboo76 September 20, 2014
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Tit Block

Cock blocking between girls. When your friend is getting in the middle of you and a significant other or a one night stand. Basically stopping your love life. Tit blocking is used when your friend doesn't have anyone else and doesn't want to be the only single girl in the group, or when your drunk and ready to climb into the taxi with creepy Steve from HR.-example
Why are you tit blocking me?
by Vicky hearty February 17, 2015
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boat block

A person who tries to kill a fishing trip. They will typically find excuses not to go because they have homosexual tendencies.
My wife hates fishing, that bitch is a boat block.
by Thefrisky April 25, 2015
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technological block

A Luddite, someone who has a wall in their head that will not allow them to filter in knowledge about how tech can help them. My mom wants to start an online business, but how could I help her when she has the technological block?
My Mom wants to start an online business and she asked me for assistance, but how do I help when she has a technological block?
by DJJENNABROWN April 28, 2015
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Squad-block

Past tense: squad-blocked
definition: when an innocent guy (or girl) asks a specific person out as their date or in hopes of them becoming their significant other. The person agrees to the date but will only go if his or her "squad" tags along as well. The innocent guy/girl thus does not get any quality time with the person because their squad is first priority.
"Yo my friend just asked out this girl, but then the squad took her to Starbucks.

Damn son, talk about squad blocked!"

Guy: Ayy, you are going with her to prom right? She's your date?

Friend: Nah, he's going to prom with the squad. She totally squad-blocked him.
by Nigchelle June 30, 2015
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Block Head

"Steve totally missed that field goal at the game yesterday."
"Yeah, he's such a block head."
by Me the Breadcat July 18, 2015
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hustle-block

an unwelcomed interruption in the middle of a hustle/working hard towards a goal (sale, project, game) that sets you back.
Man, Windows froze on me again, right as I was about to finish tomorrow's sales presentation! What a freaking hustle-block!
by reginacarla August 15, 2015
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