texas man's pot pie

when a man shits in a girl's vagina then eats it out

Dude... I gave sally a texas man's pot pie....it tasted like shit

by T-Brat April 5, 2007

texaschilibowl

Its when you get a telephone lube it up with some tabasco sauce then shove it up the ass.

Justin R. gave himself a texas chili bowl.

by Matt Nolting April 28, 2005

dont mess with texas

George bush is de-1337 of ur face and will kill kerrys donkey face, iraqis must die, and they r so yay for bush. now kerry will drink his urine cuz now he has to kiss bushs' ass

bush is d shizzle my nigger

by HellSing March 28, 2005

Texas A&M

A bunch of pussy ass faggots that get their money from fucking up the planet by drilling for oil.

Look at that jackass, he must be from Texas A&M

by Matt_PB1602 October 22, 2015

texas hammer

Is a muslim male who has a very large penis, dick, or cock. Originated in Dallas, Texas.

Wow, Muddasir you are a real Texas Hammer.

by Ambelina June 19, 2008

Texas Donkey

When a worse hand in Texas Hold'Em - pre flop, flop and turn beats your hand on the river. Usually these players are very average and get lucky at the river. They often find it hard to tie their shoe laces and believe they are fantastic players after they win off a Donkey hand. These people should be banned from the game which will be a big improvement to a great game.

Scotty Nguyen said on his show " There is nothing you can do when someone Texas Donkeys you... I myself have Donky'ed many a good player"

by Roflatscottyscomment April 22, 2010

texas picnic

What every other state calls a "BBQ" we Texans call a picnic. This has lead to much confusion and mouth watering for Texans unfortunately outside their state who are traveling to a so-called BBQ. The usual menu at such a "BBQ" is hotdogs and burgers.

Apparently anything that's put on a grill suddenly becomes "BBQ."

I was invited to a BBQ in california. I showed up expecting sausage, brisket, tasty things.

Turns out it was a texas picnic. I got veggie burgers, hotdogs, and normal burgers.

QQ.

by MightBeATexan August 4, 2010