jimmy posting

When a fellow named Jimmy fakes several instances of prom with false female dates.

Did you hear prom was canceled this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.

Hey Jimmy, you free for pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, you know I'm always up for jimmy posting.

by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021

Jimmy

a wimp who acts like hes tough but screams like a baby and would get destroyed in a real life.

"You would get destroyed if we fought." said Jimmy.

by 69_Mike Oxmal_69 January 30, 2020

Jimmy

A person that thinks they can roast but is too fucking stupid to realise that they are just using old, recycled roasts from the internet and passing them off as their own. This person is one that you don't want to get into an argument with, as you will probably want to either beat his face in, walk away laughing so hard you'll asphixiate at his stupidness, or die.

Brad: Yo, I met a Jimmy yesterday.
Jim: Really, how the fuck are you still alive.
Brad: I don't know, but the little bastard was so annoying I wanted to either drown, hang myself, shoot myself in the head, or just fucking die.
Jim: Man, that must have been really bad. I feel sorry for you

by DORA IS FUCKING INANE BULLSHIT July 10, 2019

jimmy bombs

A person who hacks people on the internet well also trying to be come there friend by threatening the person he's going to hack to be his friend

Ehh your friends with a jimmy Bombs

by nigger 27 April 21, 2017

Jimmie

A fat and an unattractive guy with a big fat double chin. Cheats a lot with women that he somehow gets. (Probly women much older) Has a 1cm dick and has problems mental, general and with money.

If you meet someone named Jimmie For your own safety stay as far away as possible.

Person 1: Damn I hate this dude.
Person 2: Yeah it must be a Jimmie.

by gurkasnoppen2.0 January 8, 2022

Jimmy

A resourceful man, intent on being the biggest royal pain in the ass..
He always knows where it hits hard and right in the feelers.
Keeping your cool around this cat is not an easy task!

Usually with reddish brown hair and piercing eyes of blue to get lost in, he'll keep you honest until the end!

Anna danced around Jimmy; taunting him with matter of facts, and boy did he slap her in the face bigtime! That's just Jimmy though, he was always good at that.

by REBel Siren December 14, 2020

Jimmy

The handsomest guy on Earth. Also better at everthing than most people. They also are a good friend.

I wish I was jimmy

by Big bloke March 8, 2019