Snorture

To put someone through a great deal of suffering as a result of snoring - i.e. keep them awake.

Every time you go out drinking you come home and snorture me, please stop!

by sammyc August 17, 2012

Snortmungous

Ridiculous and humorously over-sized.

My spot is so large its snortmungous.

by MAC64 March 23, 2014

Snorture

The perfect combination of the word Snore and Torture!

Ugh! That racket she made last night was total, agonising Snorture! I think my ears are bleeding!

by rufflesal July 25, 2014

Snortaseal

When you laugh so much you snort then you laugh more coz you snort making you snort again then the hands start clapping coz you snorted n laughed and laughed and snorted and you look like a seal clapping

That joke was so funny I ended up going the Snortaseal

by nednugent May 10, 2016

snorteled

The exact moment when you fall asleep, snore loudly and startle yourself awake.

"Pop just snorteled himself so hard, he damn near fell outta his lazy boy. "

by 207iac September 3, 2016

snorteled

That moment when you fall asleep and snore loud enough to startle yourself awake.

"Dad just snorteled hard enough to scare himself damn near off the couch."

by 207iac July 27, 2016

snorta de borta

An insult towards Any persons with a nose over 3 miles long

Shutup iain you snorta de borta, you're not funny so go blow your large nose!

by Snozzadebozza May 22, 2017