Russian Vodka

Another word for nothing: An empty glass, because vodka has been withdrawn by all pubs and retailer's across Europe pursuant to the Russia Ukraine war.

Dude 1: It's your turn to buy a round.
Dude 2: I will get you a Russian vodka then.

by a_fool March 04, 2022

russian tango

Sex

Oi mate, was with a fit bird last night and we did the Russian tango if you know what I mean

by brileeisafuckwit February 23, 2017

Russian teapot

A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.

Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”

by mamaswhorecollector September 05, 2019

Russian mafia

A sex position, an aggressive 69 originated in Macomb Michigan

Yooooo me and my girl are about to do the Russian mafia

by Russianmafiacreator May 12, 2021

Russian Suicide

A method of suicide where the perpetrator shoots themself multiple times in the back of the head.

Did you hear about Gary Webb? He exposed the CIA in 1996 and in 2004, he committed Russian suicide.

by headshotcraft February 20, 2023

Russian Swordfish

When you stick you ear through one ear and it comes out the other.

Dallas threatened to Russian Swordfish his brother.

by Bossmod3 June 23, 2019

no russian

An expression you use at videogames when you kill too many players/npcs in a row, most of the time being all of them unarmed. If the players/npcs are in a group the phrase will be more fit.

It originated thanks to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, game that has a mission where you go to an airport along with Makarov and his men to kill innocent people (citizens), and this happens too fast ending up in a lot of corpses and stuff I better save for myself (Spoilers).

Man, I was playing as citizen along with my boys at Half-Life 2 RP when a defunct CP came and did a no russian on us.

Me and my brother found a village at Minecraft, I was looting the chests when I hear he does a no russian on all villagers, this boy is really crazy and stupid.

by Raczona May 31, 2023