Hot Potato Throwback

When having sex, one person shits in their hand and slaps the other person in the face.

He pulled a hot potato throwback last night, so I left him.

Hot Potato Throwback by RuffLikeYourMotherLikesIt August 1, 2011

California Potato Chip 

When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.

My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.

California Potato Chip by stahlout September 15, 2006

IM A POTATO 

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IN A LITTLE POTATO WORLD(:

Joey: IM A POTATO!

Hannah: No, IM A BOSS POTATO AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD! GO POTATOS!!!!!!!

IM A POTATO by IM A POTATOOOOO March 28, 2019

Hollywood Potato Chip 

A slang term for dried semen on an article of clothing or other fabric which, when peeled off, resembles a potato chip.

No matter how much Janet said she loved me and would do anything for me, she simply would not eat my Hollywood Potato Chip.

Hollywood Potato Chip by Aysee September 16, 2006

fuzzy potato 

Something that is so incredibly awesome that it is like a sentient potato covered in fuzz.

"Oh my god, that drama class was totally the fuzzy potato!"

fuzzy potato by Aingeal December 11, 2008

Detroit Hot Potato 

When two dudes buttfuck each other, then proceed to put their butts together lining their buttholes up perfectly. Then, one of them shits a hard log into the other dudes asshole, who then pushes it back into the original dudes ass, and they work it back and forth as they please.

Dude, you up for a Detroit Hot Potato?

Detroit Hot Potato by Elton Michaels March 24, 2009

Mashed Potato 

n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen

I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.

Mashed Potato by assarakh June 24, 2003