Nipple Bandit

Someone who has three nipples, suggesting that they have stolen one from someone else.

Did you see that guy at the beach, he’s a nipple bandit

by Ur fav garage raccoon June 14, 2023

Nipple Rotisserie

When multiple people decide to roll naked at a rapid rate back to back with hard nipples. This gives the impression of a meat like rotisserie with outward stretching nipples.

That nipple rotisserie with Kian and Rebecca was incredible.

by TheOriginalButtMunch May 28, 2022

nipple chucks

Formerly an oscure piece of pipe fitting, which pending redesign will feature in a new entirely non polititically correct martial, (or marital) art which will attract a large fan base in the engineering community.

Look at the nipple chucks on that!

by not_me_mr December 12, 2012

Nipple rimming

Sticking a hard nipple into a crusty asshole

"I was wondering what i was smelling before i remembered jason and i were nipple rimming.

by Taintyanus February 12, 2018

Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.

Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"

by sniffing.cocaine.off.a.niple March 16, 2023

nipple smear

This is what happens when you roll over in bed using your elbows and accidentally crush your side-sleeping partner’s nipple between your elbow and the mattress. Generally makes said partner very very angry.

Faaaaark- you just gave me a nipple smear!!

by Smartmouth78 July 18, 2019

nipple jousting

When someone has hard nipples

“This is my girlfriend and we love to go nipple jousting”

by Dumbthot42069 August 17, 2019