Muted Mike 

The act of keeping your finger in an anus too long.

your girl just got skraight muted mike by themanthemyththelegend

Muted Mike by 1quick1 June 20, 2013

Dirty Mike

The term for an individual that has contracted all of the possible STD's.

Ya man, she got tested, she is positive for dirty mike.

Dirty Mike by bigmike999 January 3, 2016

Sweaty Mike 

Refers to a person who goes hard and hurts little kids in dodgeball.

Colin is such a Sweaty Mike dude.

Sweaty Mike by deezbois12345 March 29, 2017

Wet Mike 

When someone's sitting with their a$$ crack showing and you spit down it.

Liam was both shocked and slightly turned on when he felt his friend give him a Wet Mike while sitting watching fireworks.

Wet Mike by Soon2boutoforder July 4, 2017

Muddy Mike 

Immediately after getting top from Jiddy On, a horse shits in ur mouth and you proceed to get in a relationship with it

Woah dog, look at munzinger over there, looks like a he gets a muddy mike ever day

Muddy Mike by Big Weiner Nog October 4, 2017

prision mike 

A dangerous man, he spend some time in the clink, trying not to drop the soap, he kidnapped the president's son, but they never caught him.

I am prison mike, do you know why they call me prision mike?

prision mike by Well known anonymous October 6, 2017

Mustang Mike 

A local celebrity in the Lake George region (Upstate New York) who goes by the stage name Mustang Mike. You will immediately recognize him by his black sports apparel, glasses, and black feathered fedora. The most common sightings are reported at Shepard Park in Lake George and at the nearby Six Flags Great Escape. He is almost always seen dancing, especially if/when there is a musical performance going on. He is quite the character, but a friendly person nonetheless.

Make sure you take notes next time you see Mustang Mike dancing.

Mustang Mike by realonesonly August 3, 2018