John Kuhning

Verb. When someone doesn't want to do their job at work and has someone else do it for them.

That son of a bitch just tried John Kuhning me on that plugged up toilet. I guess it ain't gonna plunge itself.

by Gottapee May 28, 2021

John slone

My retarded brother

John slone u a dumb ass

by Sy slone July 27, 2019

john&son

You go there expecting a family run place and you find it is all corporate. There is no there named John and no sons

Dude I tried that little place named John&son and there was no one there by that name. It's a corporate place.

by Fmadethis October 31, 2020

John Milius

A gun loving writer and director. Who is famous for Apocolipse Now, Red Dawn, Big Wensday, and Conan the Barbarian just to name a few. Has 3 kids. Best friends are Steven Speilberg and George Lucas.

Im planning on making a shitload of good movies. Imma pull a John Milius.

by Dionysus1207 January 12, 2013

John walter

The most sexiest man you will ever find, he is spoiled in money and has a pretty badass jeep that had a very fucked up volume but if he has his Mexican with him that shit will rock, he also has a badass 3000 laptop and is the coolest man ever, he is also loyal and down for everything except if it has beans or tomatoes

Oh John walter just got to cyber

by Baldie ricardy December 21, 2022

John Emmett

Basketball god but also bad. Not that smart. Mostly tall but cant get rebounds. Underwear lover

john emmett is my guy

by girl_who_is_man January 10, 2020

John Doe'd

When that one motherfucker that was in high school, comes to the reunion/function looking like a whole new person.

Dave: Yo look at DeMarcus over there! I can't even recognize him!
Quandale: Shit man, he just John Doe'd himself damn

DeMarcus: How do you do fellow niggaz?

by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER May 31, 2022