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Hotel in the Woods

A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.

Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.

Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”

“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”

Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore

Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
by Sparkle Swallows April 17, 2022
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Tom wood

Biggest unit 6 you'll ever come across.
If you ever meet a Tom wood he'll be a true man true legend.

Don t let that go
Watch out Tom wood big unit 6 is coming and he's a true man true legend
by TMTL180 January 14, 2019
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Wood style

Stroking your penis with both hands and making a pencil shaper like noises, hint the name wood style
Josh: Yo bro, my girl gave me wood style last night

Tom: Holy shit do that’s some crazy wood style she gave you
by Meme_Art_Kid October 24, 2025
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Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.
Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.
by gregben September 30, 2023
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Grounding wood

Grounding wood; when you miss the flying wood so much you become the opposite of flying and are now grounded. Grounding wood can appear when you are in immediate need of The flying wood back in your life
Person 1: “I just him so much and I feel so horrible about it and I don’t know why.”
Person 2 “you probably have grounding wood”
by Yanni734 January 16, 2023
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jack woods

Jack woods is a very tall wood
by YeetBomber101 May 29, 2019
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heads down woods up

A game typically played when atleast 3 or more people engages in a sexually motivated game where two or more “gropers” are released into a pitch black room filled with many men (penis is required to participate) with their wood pointing to the ceiling (being erect isn’t required but greatly encouraged). The gropers must then go round and grab one or more players penis and give a slight tug. Once this task has been successfully completed gropers must regroup at the door of the room and switch on the light, then the gropees must try correctly guess their groper and if they do will be rewarded with taking their place as a groper.
Wanna play a cheeky game of heads down woods up”
by Dufffyy December 27, 2023
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