Widman

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A taller than average white male, who drives a red jeep, while singing to Alicia Keys.
Widman's are known for cutting their pancakes into shapes like triangles, and eating them in a clockwise motion.
The best way to spot a Widman, is to search random songs on your ipod, and wait to see if you hear a womanly voice start to sing whatever is also playing on the ipod at the current time.
Last but not least, a widman's best physical feature...other than his huge package...are his chubby cheeks.

That man cut's his pancakes like a Widman.

Dude your totally being a widman with my ipod...

Look at that cute little baby, he has widman cheeks!

*Girl 1 to Girl 2:My boyfriend totally pulled a widman!

*Girl 2: Oh my goodness! He bought a jeep and he listens to Alicia Keys now? He is so fine!

*Girl 1:Yeah an he is taken hoochie.

Widman by *CoOlistChickEvr* February 25, 2008

Words you can keep

Kyle Weidman

When someone loses a finger.

Oh shit I just Kyle Weidmaned

Kyle Weidman by Jacobs72 January 28, 2021

Related Words

Widman • Widmann • Widmanstatten • Wildman • Wilman • wadman • weidmann • widfanie • Widiane • Wiemann

Wildman

A man who has dated/is currently dating a psycho girl...And survived. A wildman either inadvertently finds himself in situations where he attracts crazy girls and proceeds to date them or actively seeks out crazy girls for the great sex.

More often than not, a wildman finds himself in a vicious cycle of dating crazy girls until a combination of complete emotional exhaustion and PTSD drives him to stop.

Random Chad 1: You the guy that dated psycho Sally over there?
Wildman: Uh yeah that was me...
Random Chad 1: That's just hot shit...You're a wildman you know that? He's a wildman you know that? I wanna shake your hand.

Random Chad 2: What's the best way to go about...Dating these crazy girls?
Wildman: The way you don't die sir.
Random Chad 2: That's a good one... Spoken like a wildman.

Wildman by wild-man January 13, 2020

wildman

a person who is a crazy fuck who does anything for the rush. this person can be calm one second, then turn "wild" the next. you don't want to fuck with this person

F wildmAn G.

wildman by F wildmAn G December 13, 2009

wisman

My favorite Wisman

damn Sam he's the best he must be a wisman

wisman by Wisman March 28, 2017

Wilman

Wilman is a caring soul he doesn’t express himself much but he really cares for his person. He is shy, quite, angered easily, and kind hearted he doesn’t care for many things but his person. He’ll do whatever he can to protect his person. Wilman is cold and intimidating to other people but his person he can show his soft side to them.

I need a Wilman in my life

Wilman by Al_ye24 February 4, 2021

wadman

A name for a man that seems very confident and competant.

Hey, check that wadman over there, hes kinda hot!

wadman by moat99 May 18, 2021

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026