A taller than average white male, who drives a red jeep, while singing to Alicia Keys.
Widman's are known for cutting their pancakes into shapes like triangles, and eating them in a clockwise motion.
The best way to spot a Widman, is to search random songs on your ipod, and wait to see if you hear a womanly voice start to sing whatever is also playing on the ipod at the current time.
Last but not least, a widman's best physical feature...other than his huge package...are his chubby cheeks.
Widman's are known for cutting their pancakes into shapes like triangles, and eating them in a clockwise motion.
The best way to spot a Widman, is to search random songs on your ipod, and wait to see if you hear a womanly voice start to sing whatever is also playing on the ipod at the current time.
Last but not least, a widman's best physical feature...other than his huge package...are his chubby cheeks.
That man cut's his pancakes like a Widman.
Dude your totally being a widman with my ipod...
Look at that cute little baby, he has widman cheeks!
*Girl 1 to Girl 2:My boyfriend totally pulled a widman!
*Girl 2: Oh my goodness! He bought a jeep and he listens to Alicia Keys now? He is so fine!
*Girl 1:Yeah an he is taken hoochie.
Dude your totally being a widman with my ipod...
Look at that cute little baby, he has widman cheeks!
*Girl 1 to Girl 2:My boyfriend totally pulled a widman!
*Girl 2: Oh my goodness! He bought a jeep and he listens to Alicia Keys now? He is so fine!
*Girl 1:Yeah an he is taken hoochie.
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Get the Kyle Weidman mug.A man who has dated/is currently dating a psycho girl...And survived. A wildman either inadvertently finds himself in situations where he attracts crazy girls and proceeds to date them or actively seeks out crazy girls for the great sex.
More often than not, a wildman finds himself in a vicious cycle of dating crazy girls until a combination of complete emotional exhaustion and PTSD drives him to stop.
More often than not, a wildman finds himself in a vicious cycle of dating crazy girls until a combination of complete emotional exhaustion and PTSD drives him to stop.
Random Chad 1: You the guy that dated psycho Sally over there?
Wildman: Uh yeah that was me...
Random Chad 1: That's just hot shit...You're a wildman you know that? He's a wildman you know that? I wanna shake your hand.
Random Chad 2: What's the best way to go about...Dating these crazy girls?
Wildman: The way you don't die sir.
Random Chad 2: That's a good one... Spoken like a wildman.
Wildman: Uh yeah that was me...
Random Chad 1: That's just hot shit...You're a wildman you know that? He's a wildman you know that? I wanna shake your hand.
Random Chad 2: What's the best way to go about...Dating these crazy girls?
Wildman: The way you don't die sir.
Random Chad 2: That's a good one... Spoken like a wildman.
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Wilman is a caring soul he doesn’t express himself much but he really cares for his person. He is shy, quite, angered easily, and kind hearted he doesn’t care for many things but his person. He’ll do whatever he can to protect his person. Wilman is cold and intimidating to other people but his person he can show his soft side to them.
I need a Wilman in my life
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