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flatlander

A term used by hicks in Vermont, Maine and New Hampshire to describe people who come from other states; usually a negative connotation used by hicks because they are envious that people from others states know how to make money and can't realize that you won't make cash worth a barrel of shit on a farm or a gas station out in the woods.
Flatlanders know how to live. Get a life, you damn hicks.
by idonthavaname September 23, 2006
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flatknocker

a lesbian girl who enjoys taking her vagina and knock it on other vaginaes.
Hey, does your sister have a boyfriend? No, she is dating woman, shes a flatknocker.
by Aasmund March 28, 2007
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Flatleaver

adj; a: A person who leaves someone waiting indefinitely without sufficient notice if any. b; Someone who lives in a flat and exits said flát.
A: A Flatleaver is one of two or more friends who make plans to go out and the one friend who never shows or calls to cancel!
B: A flat is an apartment in other parts of the world. Therefore. A Flatleaver is someone who is in a flat and exits said flat.
by LillyGee September 2, 2012
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flatterization

"dont flatter yourself."
"youre taking away from my flatterization."
by kate freeman May 12, 2008
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flather

To massage semen on someone's back until dry after penetration of said person's rectum.
"Don't you hate it when you're plowin a guy... and then you flather him and it dries all over your hands?"
by The Men In White Coats December 3, 2009
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flatbellys

Attractive high school or college girls who have toned, or flat stomachs.
Did you see those flatbellys at the car wash!!!
by Christopher Krieger October 21, 2005
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flatulence

Pre-internet Instant Message. Can have any of the following meanings:
"Here's a kiss for you."
"This is MY territory."
"I hate you!"
"Would you care to dance?"
As his rotten-egg-vomit flatulance filled the room, Ajit checked each person's face to see whether his instant message had been properly received. And Ashok smiled back and said, "Why yes, I'd love to dance with you."
by Noah Webster, Jr. February 16, 2005
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