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Dead Chewbacca Defense 

Similar to The Chewbacca Defense, wherein a person will completely switch the subject of their argument to something totally unrelated. By hammering this point home the intent is to make the debating partner completely give up. In a Dead Chewbacca Defense, the point that the user switches to will be completely wrong, untrue or contradictory, and he or she will continue to support this point and hammer it in until the opponent has to go with it and submit.
Named for the Chewbacca Defense and the Dead Parrot Defense.
Here, Rob uses the Dead Chewbacca Defense
Doug: Well, I can see your point there but beauty is defined by the individual-
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: No it's not..
Rob: Sky blue!
Doug: Your shirt is white.
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: Screw it.
Dead Chewbacca Defense by Jordrake December 5, 2010
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Dead waffels 

when some one feels so full off of sweets that they feel they are going to die..
damn gurl, im dead waffels after this sweet buffet...
Dead waffels by lilly locker December 15, 2010
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Dead Set Babe 

check out that DSB (Dead Set Babe)
Dead Set Babe by MickyP April 24, 2011

Dead Gee 

A state of sheer and utter drunken-ness. People who are Dead Gee are more than likely not be able to control themselves, and are usually blackout.
John: "I don't remember a thing last night."

Mike: "Yeah, after taking those shots you were ultimate dead gee."

John: "Nice."
Dead Gee by Ultimate Gee May 3, 2011

dead is dead 

Also with quotes: "'Dead' is dead", "'dead' is 'dead'", etc. The theory that in postmodernity nothing is ever out of fashion, anything from the past may come back, 'everything old is new again,' etc.
'He is such a post-post 'dead is dead' freak he thinks Norman Rockwell Saturday Evening Post covers are totally hip.'
dead is dead by anarcissie May 25, 2011

Dead TXT 

When a txting conversation reaches the point where all that is said is, "Ya" or "Cool".
Steve: "Hey dude let's go to the movies 2nite!"

Joe: "Ok that sounds great!"

Steve: "Ya"

Joe: "Wow, way to make this a dead txt"
Dead TXT by powerbob September 19, 2011

dead pisser

1. Totally unnessesary and disgusting urination done in public.
2. Disrespectful and despicable behavior performed by washing a warm corpse in urine.
3. Bravado held in high esteem by American armed forces that involves group urination videos to prove that you didn't get an erection while committing murder.
Hey Sarge! You see that dead rag-head I just shot. Lets get the guys together and give him a dead pisser. Grab a camera Bubba.
I was at the dead pisser and gave a Arab a mouthful to gargle on. Know what I'm sayin.
A dead pisser is nothing compared to Vietnam when we did stiff gook rimming. Got a Polaroid somewhere.
dead pisser by CATSASS11 January 17, 2012