St.Mary's College of Maryland 

An institution in Southern Maryland where affluent Caucasian parents send their private school educated kids because they do not wish to pay for a private college.

St.Mary's College of Maryland

DAD "Hey son your mother and I think you should go to St. Mary's College of Maryland we cannot afford to pay for you to go to a better school since we just bought you a 2015 BMW."

SON "But Father..."

DAD "Silence you imbecile!" *Slap*

SON *crying*

St.Mary's College of Maryland by NerdRAGE April 6, 2015

Mannes College of Music 

One of the three main conservatories in New York City, the other being the Juilliard School and the Manhattan School of Music. Smaller than its counterparts and criminally underfunded, Mannes has earned a reputation for having demanding theory and ear training curricula. While the quality of its students vary from moderate to abhorrently terrible, the kids come out knowing slightly more than the average conservatory student given that the school actually teaches the student something outside their instrument. Notable students and graduates include Frederica von Stade, Murray Perahia, George Rochberg, Myung-Whun Chung, and Lara St John, among others.

Mannes is currently under the ownership of The New School, a pretentious, poorly administered university system based in lower Manhattan that always succeeds at making itself look better than it actually is. Fortunately, Mannes is one of the more independent schools currently owned by The New School, even if it still has to bear the mark of the university system's name in its "proper", verbose title: "Mannes College The New School for Music"

An aspiring pianist from Afghanistan
Became a devout Byron Janis fan
Wrote he, “Who can learn me
To master my Czerny?”
Replied pianist Janis, “The Mannes can.”

Violinist (applying for a job): "I hold a B.M. from the Mannes College of Music in violin performance."
Interviewer: "How do you feel this school has helped you as a performer?"
Violinist: "Well, I still sound like I did when I was a sophomore in high school, but at least now I can read in seven clefs!"

Mannes College of Music by 142857142857 January 26, 2011

State College 

a party school for ordinary people

State College is a great place to live when its not summer.

State College by Mike February 24, 2004

Trinity College 

A School in Perth made for the homosexuals of WA they enjoy casual gay sex in the bathroom with holes in toilet doors for toilet pleasures/enjoyments, the rowing community has lots of love when sitting on each others dick for rowing pleasures.
Trinity always loves to penetrate people walking past the school preferably men wearing suits and tight pants, the sporting community loves the fun on the field especially when playing a school such as Aquinas.

Trinity College : here we come boys, we'll get you "kiss" "kiss"
Aquinas: boys cover your asses and dicks

Trinity College by Maos June 14, 2011

Rostrevor College 

A college in Australia that is filled with pretentious cucks who randomly sucker-punch other players on the football field, (RIP Bull).

Rostrevor Prick: "*unintelligible*"
Normal Person: "You're from Rostrevor College? Actually end your life."

Rostrevor College by Lachlan Ash Likes Children April 3, 2019

Reed College

A sanctum sanctorum of overprivileged children who love to talk about how intellectual and hard-working they are because that’s the only pitiable thing they can feel good about themselves. Its professors are mediocre, the most of whom hide behind a defense screen of taciturn professionalism. The city of Portland where it's at also suffers from a racism is deep but repressed and thus passive-aggressive in expression. Reed is also an off-leash area for sad dog-walkers who yearn for that plastic human connection of someone patting their dog and telling them how cute they are.

"Doesn't he know that Reed College is one of the most progressive colleges in the US? That's why we talk about a communist revolution but turn up our noses and call the CSO we so much hate when a homeless dares come wondering onto our campus."

Reed College by l'homme moderne November 27, 2019

Trinity Bible College 

Or TBC for short. A dramatic school where the most elite of goody goods go to become Assembly of God nuns and monks. In reality should be Trinity Bible Convent.

I'm going to Trinity Bible College to piss my life away, wanna come too? Misery loves company.

Trinity Bible College by LifeSucksHere September 25, 2007