Canadian Breakfast 

Similar to Portuguese Breakfast, a Canadian Breakfast is the act of wrapping cooked and cooled bacon around a penis and followed up by a drizzle of maple syrup to be eaten by a couple.

Jane: How was your trip to Canada with your boyfriend?
Jessie: We had a blast. We thought there would be no better to end the trip than a Canadian Breakfast together.

Canadian Breakfast by russellooo June 26, 2023

Canadian Encore 

The sexual act of ejaculating into your partner's hands and then, they in turn, clap their hands feverishly back into your face.

The ultimate climax to our hot sex session ended with a Canadian Encore...my face was caked with semen splatter

Canadian Encore by Voidlessly June 29, 2023

Canadian "wildfire" 

The act of putting out your cigarette in front of a fan and watching the sparks fly across your carpet.

Don't want a Canadian "wildfire" starting in your living room

Canadian "wildfire" by TheNorrisRayven June 30, 2023

Canadian Polly Pocket 

When you give your gamer,warlord boyfriend head under his desk

Person one: " I totally gave my boyfriend a canadian polly pocket last night"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"

Canadian Polly Pocket by Canadian Bat 420 July 14, 2023

Canadian Fur Coat

Pubic hair. Specifially crotch pubic hair.

He pulled down his pants and he was sporting a really warm Canadian fur coat.

Canadian Fur Coat by Ersatzverite July 15, 2023

canadian knuckle duster 

The act of lubing your toe knuckle and shoving it up a women’s vagina

Tracy: After that Canadian knuckle duster Dave gave me I was seeing god

canadian knuckle duster by ButtNutter666 July 25, 2023

Canadian breath mint 

The act of a woman farting into your mouth after intercourse. Some spooge may or may not be involved.

Wow, Wendy was incredible last night but to top it all off, she gave me a Canadian Breath Mint afterwards to help me sleep.

Canadian breath mint by Chunk762 September 22, 2023