Someone or a group of people who have little to no understanding of the concepts behind the functionality of Crossfit and thus feels the need to bash it due to ignorance.
Guy 1: Wow crossfit sucks, I don't see how you can call it a workout without spending hours on end at a gym (globo gym).
Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.
Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.
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One of those days where you don't feel like doing anything so you just sit on the couch and eat Ramen Noodles all day
by Fergie03 December 31, 2020
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This Wii-U console has multiple games that can be played for a Couch Game Experience.
This Wii-U console has multiple games that can be played for a Couch Game Experience.
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Get the Couch Games mug.To have your couch fucked, is to have someone be clumsy and careless and mess shit up. It was taken from the Chappelle show only to become a part of craigbonics. Craig, aka pony, spread the word of couch fucking near and far.
Yo D Nuutz, you spilled your cup of water, FUCK YO COUCH! WHY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE FUCKIN SO MUCH COUCH, NUUTZYYYYYYYYY!
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