too close to call it

When shits going just alright. When the event, day, situation, etc could end up good or bad. Literally "too close to call it"

Person 1: Suh du? How it's it going?
Persn 2: Too close to call it, my du...

by snatchyZ May 9, 2018

Cowboy Clogs

Those dam suede high heel boot things that Chelsea's wear

DAAMM Chelsea back at it again with dem Cowboy Clogs

by Big Daddy Walrus October 26, 2018

Sprinkler Closet

A closet in a business where you go and masterbate, sometimes in front of others

"Damn Gene, I got caught in the Sprinkler Closet last night!"

by Fireball-Z November 15, 2018

tight closet

A girl/guy who is an adult (over 18) and is still inside the closet. Since she/he is an adult and grew up in the closet it has become too tight with little room

that girl has a tight closet

by Marty I’m scared February 13, 2019

prayer closet

a euphemism for an S&M dungeon

"It's been a tough week at the senate committee hearing. Can't wait to get some me time in my prayer closet."

by mcgruffallo March 27, 2019

Highs Closed

When you’re high out ya mind and your eyes are just like... glued shut.

“Broo i think that edible kicked in... my highs closed, and I can’t get them open.”

*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.

*Midnight McDonlads Run*

Drive Thru worker: highs closed

You: highs closed

by tap-dncr22 April 5, 2019

porcelain closet

porcelain closetis when a man with high sexual auras seduces a girl then decides the sex was good enough and he doesn't actually love her a hoe a whore

she doesn't respect herself shes a total porcelain closet

by legionaire4443 July 9, 2019