Christams

HA! I mispelt Christmas.

Now we can all be ass-hats.

by B-Drac October 3, 2003

christmasturbation

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

by arbert December 24, 2008

Chrismahanukwanzakah

It's ok if you're a Muslim, a Christian, or a Jew.
It's ok if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do.
An all-inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation.

Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah.

by yosoysean December 23, 2004

Christmahannuquanzikka

(There are many different spellings for this word.)
Word used to describe the combination of the holidays Christmas, Hannukah, and Quanzaa, either referring to as a whole or to the holiday season in general, so as not to be biased. Or just 'cause it sounds cool.

Happy merry christmahannuquanzikka!

by MandyM December 10, 2005

Christmass

When your wife or girlfriend gives you anal sex on Christmas morning!

I got the best Present of all, Christmass!

by assman08 December 24, 2008

Chrisma-Hanu-Kwanz-ica

The joint celebration of Christmas, Hanukah, and Kwanzaa

I'm tired of saying happy holidays, that's generic and gay....so Merry Chrisma-Hanu-Kwanz-ica and Happy New Year!!

by Jaron_1 December 27, 2006

Christmasfy

the act of making an object that was previously lacking in christmas spirit into something that simply reeks of christmas joy and tidings

We had no Christmas decorations, so we had to Christmasfy the area around the presents.

by cgraves December 23, 2008