Imaginary brother

Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.

Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.

Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.

Guy finds other guy:

Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.

Other guy- What the fuck?

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

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brother

good brother, does what's is told and has common sense. bad brother, FRICKS everything up, even the most easiest things and has no common sense

today my brother woke me up at 9 on a Friday on virtual school, WHo THiNkSLIke that

by someone else thats not u February 26, 2021

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brother rice high school

Bloomfield hills, Michigan. full of very good looking boys with not as good personality. we suggest u do not go for a brother rice boy unless u want to cry a river.

Rating before: 4/10
"what school do u go to?"
"brother rice high school"
Rating after: 10/10

by amomgussussigmabakagriddyohio December 6, 2023

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Brother's boy

Boy close to his older brother

I will say he always has seen his brother has a dad. He's definitely a brother's boy

by 459395 March 28, 2023

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sled brothers

When you and another guy have both had your dick sucked by the same girl

1-"Dude I got some good ass dome last night"

2- "Good shit dude, who was it?"

1- " that Megan girl, she knows what she's doing!"

2- "Bro! She's blown me too! It was fucking amazing, can't believe we are Sled Brothers!!"

by Charlie848842 April 23, 2014

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