Bible Boner 

When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.

Pastor Greg really enjoys spending platonic time with Jessica, I think he has a bible boner.

Bible Boner by Rotten Apple A&E November 23, 2018

Perma-boner 

This weird ass security guard at Stevens High School that has a hard on whenever he’s around kids

Guy 1: Look it’s perma-boner!
Guy 2: What the fuck

Perma-boner by Mr McNigga November 28, 2018

golden boner 

When you are masturbating with a full bladder

Mike didn’t feel like going to bathroom before he masturbated so he pull off a “Golden Boner”.

golden boner by Andy Gold February 21, 2019

Jesus Boner

When your mans boner is so long that it is considered holy.

Lemme see your sweet Jesus Boner

Jesus Boner by Cuntmuffin995 September 5, 2019

Pre-boner 

When you get a boner just thinking about a situation or event that is going to happen in the near future.

Brian: Bro did you see Jenny’s slutty outfit?
Tyler: Nah, but I’m getting a pre-boner thinking about seeing it

Pre-boner by YoungLordDaggerDick November 25, 2019

Prague Boner 

A boner that is achieved by thinking of forbidden thoughts. The owner, of said boner, must always make his best efforts to not let his friends know the root of his erection

“That fella Jack’s got a boner”
“I swear I’m not thinking about my sister”
“Aha, Jack’s got a Prague Boner”

Prague Boner by TheTomBrady69 April 22, 2020

Mask Boner 

When you’re eating something with a stick; like a lollipop but you keep your mask on. So you’re mask is bulging making it not only look like you have a mask boner, but it also takes away the purpose of the mask because now your air is ventilating through the bottom of the mask.

Kristen: OMG! Do you have a mask boner?!
Mark: What’s that?
Kristen: When you have a stick in your mask making it look like your mouth has an erection.

Mask Boner by 10 Am April 26, 2021