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Hamming around

A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where two females, in the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, decide the conversation’s not working and what they really want is to straight down to business: aggressively rubbing their vulvas - ‘hams’ - together on the sofa.
Mark: hey Steph, boring weekend huh? You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Stephanie: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.
by wake_and_whack 8=> November 13, 2020
mugGet the Hamming aroundmug.

Hamming around

A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where to lesbians, within the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, aggressively rub their vulvas (‘hams’) together on the sofa.
Dave: hey steph, boring weekend huh?

You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Steph: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.
by wake_and_whack 8=> November 13, 2020
mugGet the Hamming aroundmug.

Ham Screamer

A sandwich consisting of ham, marinara sauce, and Caesar dressing served on soft white bread.
Steven devoured his ham screamer with the ferocious and quiet determination of that walking pile of cum, Abigail Adams.
by Screamerboy88 September 25, 2021
mugGet the Ham Screamermug.

Cold ham water

When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.
girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”

5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything
by Jimster February 19, 2019
mugGet the Cold ham watermug.

Ham on the side

When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham”
my girl said let’s have a three-some And her and I fucked while there was ‘ham on the side’.”
by Mmmeggglee September 22, 2020
mugGet the Ham on the sidemug.

huge ham

a football (american football) term used to describe a huge penis, usually used when the player has accomplished something.
Damn! Zach got the league MVP award! Huge Ham!
by Everyone knows me December 15, 2017
mugGet the huge hammug.

Mangled Ham

a not so healthy vagina, NOT nessarily meaning a sti . maybe old, maybe ugly to look at, maybe been around the block to many times. eg. Equal to a tin of ham.spam . mangled ham. lol
by Phoenix=Berry May 6, 2019
mugGet the Mangled Hammug.

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