dick panic

When you’re assaulted by your own dick pic, but in the initial brief moment at first sight you think, “oh my god, who’s dick is this, and why’s it here?” That is followed rather quickly with, “Oh never mind, it’s just my dick.”

Dick panic set in while I was browsing our attachment history.

by JamesDamn May 26, 2019

Dick Justice

When a male or female tries, successfully or unsuccessfully, to hinder your machismo, shame your libido, supplant your alpha male status, or otherwise bar your cocks will to power, and justice is subsequently served to you through that person's misfortune, you get your 'Dick Justice'

Man, my neighbor totally boned that chick I brought over. What a jack hole. But I'll get my dick justice...

by Jor Gor June 27, 2009

Dick Ass

Having to exit a location quickly.

Bro a cop was coming so we had to dick ass

by Penelope schad March 31, 2021

Dick

A soft baby skin like organ
That u not getting cuz u search it up
*Every girls favorite straw*

I totally sucked some dick today

by Jdddggf July 11, 2020

Broccoli Dick

A hairy smelly hard dick with lumps all over. Similar to cauliflower's ear, but on your penis.

If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.

1. Girl one: That guy last night had such a lumpy penis!

Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.

2. Your such a broccoli dick!

by feelitbro February 23, 2012

Dick

Something Moby has got.

Moby has got a big dick, if you catch my drift.

by UltimateDoge October 18, 2022

Dick Saw

When a UFC fighter gets wasted by the other fighter in a violent and unbelievably vicious manner.

Drew Dober ran into a Dick Saw when Torres knocked him out in round one on the Mexican card. - Uncle Weezy.

by DAZFILES March 30, 2025