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oh my niggagod

the definition of “oh my niggagod” is oh my god nigga
oh my niggagod ur so fucking retarted killyourself”
by stunnaforvegas August 21, 2023
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Veg out with my hedge out

When you, as a woman get the chance to be unhindered by the societal norms and constricting nature of pants (as well as braziers) and finally get the opportunity to unwind and "treat yoself" and "do you boo", allowing yourself to engage in a little "self-care".
It's been a rough week Deb, I think I'll go home, open a bottle of wine, turn on Gilmore Girls and "veg out with my hedge out."
by Jeffy Tranks October 2, 2020
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She got her hand on my pappy

She has her hand strocking my dick.
Why she got her hand on my pappy in the car.
by Void shawn June 16, 2016
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biting my balls

used as an synonym for getting peer pressured or convinced into something, explaining how you were persuaded into something.
“mate when did you get a dog
“bro i didn’t want it but my missus was biting my balls about it
by penguinqueen48 May 26, 2025
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Beef on my ticket

Last night I wen to the bar and got beef on my ticket
by Thickthong June 4, 2019
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Jerk my load

When one individual intentionally does something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing that exact thing. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, a homie cant just walk in and steal your load.
I just bought the latest playstation which I was really looking forward to opening, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening The box without me! That bastard.
by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020
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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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