Ass cookie

Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.

My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.

by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018

Swanky ass hoe

A down ass bitch you don't wanna get to trippin with.

Dat Amber chick a real swanky bitch, nah she a swanky ass hoe!

by Itsbigstones December 28, 2018

ass seen on TV

What they pixelize when someone moons da camera.

If you wanna actually eyeball da "ass seen on TV" moments "sans editing", you'll hafta buy da "too hot for television" tape or DVD, and sign a waiver asserting dat you're 21 or over..

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

Ass piranha

Someone who is hungry for butt.

Alice had a few glasses of wine and had now become an ass piranha

by Lego Jam December 29, 2018

Drop-Ass

Noun: The butt equivalent of boobs that look great in a bra, then go grandma-style when released.

I don't know, she looks good now but once those pants come down it's full on drop-ass.

by Sebetharen December 29, 2018

ass

A BAD WORD FOR A BOOTY HOLE!!!

my ass stinks....ughhh ewww

by Mikewalzalsky December 29, 2018

Ass Assault April

A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!

Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.

by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018