Tits Licked

Consequence of consistently leaving the ball in the wheelhouse as a pitcher. The bat swinging constantly resembles that of a tongue licking the pitcher's tits. Side effects usually consist of the baseball appearing to the hitter as a fat juicy meatball. This also results in said hitter drooling as if he were licking the tits of a well endowed cuban prostitute.

Carl: "Hey Jim, did your dog slobbered on your shirt?"

Jim: "No... Why?"

Carl: "Oh sorry, I guess it just looks like it since youre getting your fucking tits licked out there"

Jim: "Yeah... I guess i should have read the fucking email"

by rds1840 September 25, 2011

trailer tits

a woman with a particularly low hanging rack due to extreme usage, and lack of bra, due to a low paying job.

"God dammit Wendy get your trailer tits sister off of the couch and find her a job."

by butthole96 September 8, 2014

rib tits

bruising on the lower ribs from laying prone on a surfboard

Dude, I went surfing yesterday for the first time in a while, and now my rib tits are killing me!

by Kenny Vengeance July 19, 2010

tits happen

1. When someone is hating on you for no good reason. Like a member of the itty bitty titty committee threatening to report your photos for showing too much cleavage.

2. Synonym for "shit happens".

1. Committee, "I'm reporting your photo for nudity because you are showing a lot of cleavage."
DD, "Yeah, well, tits happen."

2. Boss, "Why are you late?"
Employee, "I don't know, tits happen."

by TitsHappen June 14, 2015

ass-titted

another way of saying you got fucked over. can also be used as a noun: ass-tit/ ass-tits
also another way of calling someone an asshole

the refs didn't call any penalties on the other team. they were being such ass-tits

omg that guy dumped me over text. he totally ass-titted me

by reeboooo October 24, 2019

Knuckle tits

When refering to rock hard tits that are protruding from a ladies brazier; when a woman jumps and her boobs arent affected by the reactionary effects of gravity.

dude did you see the cafeteria lady today? her knuckle tits were bustin the seams

(while watching a 70s porn) dammit man, they just dont make em like they used to, shes must have pure steel loaded into those mammoth cannons

person 1) have you felt those knuckle tits yet
person 2) boob job gone bad man
person 1) it got a little weird didnt it

by thenorm March 17, 2011

Tit Punch

A slang term used to describe the act of punching someone in the breast or nipple.

Charlotte: I tit punched Monica today. She was talking shit about me.

by Sassy screaming September 2, 2016