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three-piece suit

A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.
Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
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Three Walled

Signifies a state of being where only three walls surround you, inviting others to peek into your life and share in your experiences. It represents a more open and interconnected way of living, where transparency and connection with others take precedence over complete privacy and solitude.
John has a "Three Walled" life
by 0xifer September 1, 2023
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there will be three hits in the fight

Me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90 on the motorway.

Created by Lendawg circa 2007.
There will be three hits in the fight;

Me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90 on the motorway.
by LendawgTheGoat September 9, 2023
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Three pointer

The racially correct name for a white pointer shark....
That little penguin is only a snack for that THREE POINTER shark.. he looks hungry enough to eat a rainbow sheep...
by Alexis copcock feelcock September 13, 2023
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three

Short version: A number that Valve can’t count to.

Long version: The number of games in a franchise that popular game company Valve has never had (and probably will never have). This fact often elicits jokes among the fanbase saying that Valve can’t count to three.
Person 1: Valve should make Portal 3
Person 2: You know that Valve can’t count that high.
Valve: what’s three?
by RedUnderscore September 18, 2023
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Texas Three Piece

When you have a homosexual threesome with someone’s father and stepfather simultaneously.
I took your dad and stepdad to Carls Jr and we split a Texas Three Piece in the bathroom.
by TomatoFlameBoy September 23, 2023
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threes

sign you do with your hands that means you want to be butt fucked
Dude check it out! Jason’s hold up threes, he must want to be fucked in the ass
by anonymous July 6, 2022
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