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Thomas flyswatter

A thomas flyswatter appeared and started taking a dookie on my new carpet 🥰
by CERTIFIED SILLYGUY REAL March 22, 2024
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Thomas

A Smexy beast who can easily fuck you in any video game you play cuz he’s good

He is so good that he has his own gamer grill in his “gaming” room

This Was write by Thomas XD
Yo Thomas Just Fucked dude and my grill
by NotTheRealSmexyThomas May 2, 2018
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Immanuel Thomas

Immanuel is a tall and handsome fellow with dark, brown eyes and a nice smile. when Immanuel is in public, every girl within 100 meters starts swooning over him. Hes the most charming man you will ever meet, even though hes got a stink cloud constantly surrounding him
Girl 1: "I love Immanuel Thomas so much."
Girl 2: "Stay back, Immanuel is my man!"
by MeaterBeater3000 November 4, 2024
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Thomas

A name or surname of someone super fucking hot
Sarah: Yeah her names Thomas.

Jessica: She's so hot
Sarah: I know right. I wouldn't mind dating her.
by Warrior x October 2, 2021
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Mia Thomas

If your friend is very organised and interested in serial killers and very mentally ill she’s a mia Thomas. Mia Thomas was a teenager who rose to fame in Essex after she confessed to her police officer dad that she’d commit felonies whilst on tiktok. She was a fire sign infj, meaning she shared personality traits with Hitler.
“She’s ruthless, a total Mia Thomas
by Annie Cope September 13, 2021
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Thomas

That little shit is named after a fucking train who lost the genetic lottery.
His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.

Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.
Go check out Thomas's Grinder account. But wear protection because you might get AIDS.
by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 29, 2019
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Thomas Brack

A Thomas Brack is an incredibly annoying pompous ginger male with a tiny penis. Typically with an aggravating laugh.
"the date was terrible! You were right- he was a fucking Thomas Brack"
by AN0NYM0USB1TCH July 3, 2022
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