The filth caught John and Shirley doing crack in the back of his car. They gave up the crack and offered them some ham cash but they still got arrested. The bastards.
by dave-briz December 19, 2013
liverpool >>>> west ham
The most retardedest, stupid, dumbest, fatest, most garbage ass coach to ever grace the beautiful National Basketball Association. He is considered retarded by many. Often times, he is spotted playing "pocket pool" courtside instead of coaching the Los Angeles Lakers. Some people refer to this demon spawn as "darvin hamas." This idiot has done his absolute best to sabotage the end of the greatest person to ever touch an NBA basketball, Lebron James Sr. He started off his Lakers tenure 1-9. In his own NBA career, he averaged 2.7 points per game, now Jeanie Buss calls upon him to coach Lebron. On many occasions, he has overruled Lebron's attempts at challenging plays, most recently on April 27th, 2024, in game 4 against the Denver Nuggets. He is considered to be in an ongoing love affair with Los Angeles Lakers player, Taurean Prince. One of his favorite things to do is run a four guard lineup, which involves playing for players at one time who specialize at PG/SG. He has even done this when down three games to zero in an NBA playoff series.
by Professor Nate April 28, 2024
1. My job f*cking sucked so I finally tossed the ham.
2. My ex was ugly and smelt bad so I tossed the ham..
2. My ex was ugly and smelt bad so I tossed the ham..
by Jillpill March 31, 2019
The concept of providing a party's host with an additional ham, to replace the ham they are serving to you as a guest.
by thehoserx December 26, 2023
a not so healthy vagina, NOT nessarily meaning a sti . maybe old, maybe ugly to look at, maybe been around the block to many times. eg. Equal to a tin of ham.spam . mangled ham. lol
by Phoenix=Berry May 06, 2019
After matt came into a Billy Bear Ham he decided the best way to get rid of it was to make a sandwich thus BIlly Bear Hamming
by Nickly12 March 12, 2022