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Smoked Sausage 

When one farts on his or her partner during anal intercourse.
Never eat too much chorizo. Sally ended up giving Carlos a Smoked Sausage last night when he fucked her in the ass.
Smoked Sausage by KelliCocoa December 24, 2019

Big sausage pizza 

A pizza with a hole cut in the middle of it for the insertion of a male penis.
I opened the door and Winterburger was standing there with a big sausage pizza.
Big sausage pizza by Joe Wint November 29, 2020

brain sausage 

Brain Sausage is also the name of a loud music style invented by a psychotic flens-drinker in germany who has BSE. He called it Brain Sausage cause it made a sausage out of his brain.
Brain Sausage Entertainment is AAAAAALLLRIGHT!!!!
brain sausage by Rodney Plopper October 1, 2003

Blood Sausage 

A very red looking vagina. The "Blood Sausage" has many different lips and is most terribly unattractive.
Guy #1 - Eww, dude look at what this girl sent me!

Guy #2 - That is absolutely disgusting! It looks like a "Blood Sausage".
Blood Sausage by NativeProd September 11, 2011

vegetarian sausage 

A vegetarian sausage can describe a "vegetarian person" who wants to eat meat, and buys "meatlike products" made out of plant material. Why call yourself a vegetarian if you're going to buy products named after meat that is made up of plant life? Cuz you're a "Vegetarian Sausage".
This means you can refer to people as a "vegetarian sausage", if they eat "fake meat" made out of plant products. This is the hypocritical high point, because vegetarians who eat "fake meat" really want " real meat", but can't eat it because they cringe about the animal dying, so they just eat "fake meat", such as a "vegetarian sausage".

Point: If a vegetarian wants to be a true "non-eat eater" vegetarian, why do they try to make "meat" out of vegetables? BTW: Studies have shown that plants actually feel injuries, and recoil from "pain". Plants have feelings, too, you know!

If you're trying to "mask" the fact you want real meat by eating vegetarian sausages, "burgers", "jerkey" "eggs" etc made out of plants, you plainly are a "vegetarian sausage"! (A person who says they are vegetarian, but eats food named after real meat).

Phatty Sausage 

A party of all dudes and no chicks. Can also consist of a huge dick but be said in a more respectable manner.
Screw this party its a phatty sausage fest.

I thought this party was going to have some hotties here, lets leave this phatty sausage.