Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
by the big bum December 9, 2020
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