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Cry me a river

To feel like you were getting close to someone and then you find something out about them that is deceitful.
He was so sweet and I bought it. Now I'm done. I see you. Don't be sad, it's your fault- go cry me a river.
by misstara007 January 4, 2022
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A person that I would die for. If you meet this certain someone, you're the luckiest person in the world. Cristina is the kindest, prettiest, and sweetest person in the universe. Consider this meeting for you luckier than a quadruple five-star ten pull! <3
Wow, Cristina Angelie Rivera Perez is sure the best person to exist!
by floyo <3 January 29, 2022
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Giver on the river

When you’re fuckin giviner
“Damn Johnny’s really fuckin giviner on the river over there

“I’m gonna need you guys to giver on their river today”

“Giver on the river bud”
by anonymous February 18, 2022
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Alyssa Jaylene Rivera

Alyssa Jaylene Rivera is a 5’5 or 5’6 girl , latina, with curly hair whos very funny, beautiful but doesn’t think she is sometimes, caring, can be your therapist, gives amazing advice, and someone who makes your life better. She overthinks everything, and is still in love with her ex but tries to move on. She gets nervous and shy around anyone she has a crush on but once she gets comfortable shes CRAZY. Never let go of a girl like her, she’s literally one of a kind💎.
you reminds me of Alyssa Jaylene Rivera 🤭.
by some1ydk June 3, 2022
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Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".
A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!
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D-Nile River

When you are about to insert your meat stick in either the front or back door and all of a sudden you pre ejaculate in the crevice of your partner crack and now you are in denial. Hence why it’s called D-Nile river! D from your Dick, Nile like the river. Denial because you are ashamed!
I’m so sorry! Your attractiveness caused a D-Nile River running straight to your clean sheets!
by AR13$ November 3, 2022
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Caligula's Revetment

A small bundle of toilet paper, situated at the base of the toilet bowl to form a basket before defecation (may or may not touch the water). Used to counter the effect known as Poseidon's Kiss.

In reference to the mad Roman emperor Caligula in Suetonius' and Cassius Dio's apocryphal accounting of his war against Neptune, god of the sea. Some believe these historical reports to be false, regardless of believability.
Matt: I didn't believe anyone when they said Caligula's Revetment would protect my anus from non-consensual god-smooching, but it worked better than I could have hoped!
Daniel: Matthew your friends are worried about you
by GoldenNuts December 27, 2022
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