Fappid

Completely and totally fixated on sex, porn, and fapping.

Before I got laid I was totally FAPPID.

by Haze18 November 10, 2009

faptasticlese

when the Greek philosopher Testiclese met Athena

Steven: dude i just found this badass vintage porn site!
Me: thats FAPTASTICLESE!

by Kurosebaka December 4, 2010

Fapscramble

the frantic race to hide evidence you were mid fap as someone is about to walk into the house or room

I sprained my ankle performing a fapscramble when I heard the wife open the garage

by scoopercooper December 7, 2011

Fapstercake

To ice a cake, cupcake etc. with seamen by ejaculating onto the baked good of choice.

John fapstercaked the cupcakes after he baked them.

by Le noob August 13, 2012

fapital

(noun) on websites such as 4chan, when someone launches a thread, OP must dump images to bribe anons into responding/bumping. Usually this is in the form of porn.

OP-hey shoopfags, gimme secret torrents/ brazzer passwords.
-tits or gtfo
-didsomeonesayspidermanthread.jpg
-OP is nigger faggot
-SAUCE!!!
-contribootin mah private fapital
*OP delivers*

by pimpmastahanhduece December 13, 2012

fappish

When you're totally in the mood to masturbate, but can't (for whatever reason).

Every time that cute girl comes into the bagel shop ... I get quite fappish.

by ibpms247 January 10, 2013

faphand

The Hand you fap with.

A: I wash my faphand after I fap.
B: I did not know that!

by Urguide January 12, 2014