waffle

when u say the word waffle these days, it means that ur not lying or chatting shit. it could be said to ur friend when u think ur friend is chatting shit.

friend: u know donald trump is my aunties second cousin
me: shut up man ur waffling, why do u waffle so much?

by ur mums a prick October 13, 2019

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

Sloppy Waffle

When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.

I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!

by Sarcia26 August 12, 2019

Twat Waffle

To be rude or unkind to your extremely nice older sister or relative.

My little sister ( Kobi) is being such a twat waffle right now.

by teeeeeeheeeeeteeeee August 21, 2019

Medium Waffle

When you stick a square shaped waffle in between your ass cheeks and squeeze.

Hey Bill, I’m going to medium waffle tonight, wanna come along?

by Annnanaaa April 21, 2018

Eaten Potato Waffle

An unfinished game of Tetris. It has a crispy exterior and a fluffy interior, depending on what temperature you eat it at.

"Did you finish that Tetris game?" "No, and it looks like an Eaten Potato Waffle!"

by jiminyourpants April 21, 2018

Belgian waffle

A pathetic, disgustingly smelly, lonely cat lady- who is an anal slut who begs for it EVERYDAY on instagram

That lady, who smells like cat piss, is desperate for a dude, so she begs for anal; she's a 'Belgian waffle'!

by Sweet&cute April 23, 2018