Short Arse

Not quite midgets, not just short, but arrestingly diminutive (5' -5'5''). alternatively funny/ pathetic when confronted with a tall girl (above 5'8'') in a bar or club.

Frequenters of chain pubs and bars in provinical and coastal city centres.

Sindy: Hey, Babs, look at that little bloke with the popped collar chatting up your sister.

Barbie : he's having trouble looking her in the eye. wait, they're coming over.

Sindy: Don't stand up or you'll make him feel like a right Short Arse.

by Max Biggins November 18, 2012

Short king/queen

Someone that makes bad things happen to people that piss him/her off.

If you see a short king/queen, you might as well piss him/her off, even if it costs you. Life is worth losing, and if ending up on your knees is your other choice, being on your toes doesn't seem like such a bad idea even if it does at first.

by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

snortves

Apparently a word in T9

My dad bought a snortves for his t.v. Wtf?

by Annalizer April 21, 2008

Snortin Bars

snortin a line cocaine.

Man me and the homies was snortin bars last night. We got messed Up Yo!

by Bo$$Bxtch! January 11, 2010

Snortster

n: a furry like being who cannot control a snort

Krysta: "Snort Snort..giggle..Snort Snort"
Cody: "Krysta you are such a Snortster"

by ChuckinSauce June 10, 2011

Snortuga

A tortoiseshell cat of singular beauty and choleric temperament, known for her spectacular flops, snort-like purrs, and far-carrying yowls.

Snortuga flopped and writhed on the kitchen table so that I could rub her belly, but then she suddenly up and clawed me on the nose.

by El Wumpo August 14, 2011

snorture

to get tortured, in an innocent way (e.g. poke-tickling), causing a person (read: kid) to laugh but be mad at the same time.

poke-tickling your 10 year old nephew, under the arm, tell him you will stop when he stops laughing, which he cannot do. use it as a form of intimidation when multiple nephew's and nieces (cousins) are all together, usually as a threat to make them all scream and run around asking for 'no more snorture'..

by debuke January 22, 2012