monkey perve

An individual who delights or enjoys in the sexual curiosity of an obese or ugly female's current undergarments or sexual preferences/pleasures is a monkey perve.

Tom the monkey perve wondered if Tia the stupid, fat whore down the hall, would like anal sex.

monkey perve by 420 Pope May 12, 2006

Monkey Attack 

1.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla sets upon you in a forceful, violent, or hostile way.

2.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla blames or abuses you violently.

3.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla tries to destroy you.

4.) A monkey, chimp, or Gorilla military offensive strike.

Oh no, my leg is broken, my face is bloody, and I don't know my last name or where I live. Not another monkey attack!

Monkey Attack by Prophet J February 7, 2009

Monkey Fur 

Carpeting often found on the inside walls of boats, mast, etc.

The mast is covered in monkey fur.

Monkey Fur by Sailor Amour October 4, 2010

monkey fucking a football

When someone is marching out of step (bouncing)

Sgt. Amos: Herte, get your ass in step. You're bouncing like a monkey fucking a football !!

monkey fucking a football by Tom Highway November 13, 2007

Monkey Dick 

A small primitive turd-burgler, who has dysfunctional shoulders. And a horrible tendancy to become increasingly annoying until your testicles explode.

"Matt Couldridge" Shrivenham

Monkey Dick by David Shaw February 17, 2004

Monkey Juice 

A common term used for coded slang for the word "Cannabis".

This enables weedophiles to talk about there personal use of Cannabis in a public place where many people wouldn't understand the use of it.

Person1: Fancy coming out tonight? I've got some Monkey Juice we can smoke.
Person2: Nah, I dont touch that stuff anymore. Sorry.

Monkey Juice by BanzaiBaby May 24, 2010

monkey paw 

when the hand is formed into a hook and used to pull desirable objects toward oneself

you just monkey pawed me!

monkey paw by Boo Bear May 30, 2008