1 definition by Prophet J

1.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla sets upon you in a forceful, violent, or hostile way.

2.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla blames or abuses you violently.

3.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla tries to destroy you.

4.) A monkey, chimp, or Gorilla military offensive strike.
Oh no, my leg is broken, my face is bloody, and I don't know my last name or where I live. Not another monkey attack!
by Prophet J February 7, 2009
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