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cartman's mom
Liane Cartman is often referred to as Cartman's Mom, but the identity of Cartman's real mom is unknown. In South park: Episosde 202, "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut", it is revealed that Liane Cartman is actually Eric Cartman's father, which is possible because she is a hermaphrodite, and that another woman gave birth to him. To this day it has not been revealed who the actual mother of Cartman is.
The identity of Cartman's Mom is unknown; the person often referred to as Cartman's Mom is Liane Cartman, a hermaphrodite who is Eric Cartman's biological father.
cartman's mom by Nihilist23 September 8, 2007
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Vodka Mom
A mother who discreetly uses vodka as a “mother's little helper” because it's the most easily disguisable alcoholic beverage. Typically sports well-groomed hair, fresh lipstick and enormous sunglasses at all times to hide sunken, bloodshot eyes. Speaks in a carefully enunciated manner to cover up any telltale slurring. Quickly fluctuates from being embarrassingly effusive (e.g. “Oh look at my baby, all grown up and going to prom. Come give me a big kiss!”) to having angry outbursts that may include a threat to “knock you into next Christmas” or the hurling of whatever object is within arm's reach at the target of her ire. Recognizable by her carefully crafted appearance intended to maintain the illusion of being “pulled together”, a Vodka Mom is, in fact, always at least “half in the bag”.
"OMG, Jennifer's mother is such a Vodka Mom. She baked us some cookies but burned them, so she took the whole smoking tray out of the oven and threw them against the wall. Then she screamed at us to 'get the hell out of my house!'"
"Check out that lady in the car next to us. She looks like such a Vodka Mom. It's two in the afternoon during a snowstorm and she's wearing those HUGE sunglasses!"
"Check out that lady in the car next to us. She looks like such a Vodka Mom. It's two in the afternoon during a snowstorm and she's wearing those HUGE sunglasses!"
Vodka Mom by Attiki Stallions January 5, 2010
your mom
1)A mindless insult when one has no other comeback.
2) Used in the form of a "Your Momma"
joke (see below)
2) Used in the form of a "Your Momma"
joke (see below)
- "You suck balls, man"
- "So does your Mom"
~OR~
- "You're such an idiot!"
- "Your Mom!"
(2)YOUR MOMMA JOKE
- Your Mom is so fat, she got hit by a bus and said, "Who threw that?"
- "So does your Mom"
~OR~
- "You're such an idiot!"
- "Your Mom!"
(2)YOUR MOMMA JOKE
- Your Mom is so fat, she got hit by a bus and said, "Who threw that?"
your mom by (c) RiCaRdO July 8, 2004
ur mom gay
an insult to say to someone. another way of saying this is,"your mom BIG gay"
if someone says ur mom gay to you say, "no u"
if someone says ur mom gay to you say, "no u"
ur mom gay by thedictionarian101 May 11, 2018
Jerry's mom
1) The hottest milf in Lyons, Colorado.
2) Used in place of a "your mom" joke to any individual named Jerry.
3) Popular lyrics of the hit parody, "Jerry's Mom (Official Parody of "Stacy's Mom")" performed by Lil Sussy and Lil Pimpy.
2) Used in place of a "your mom" joke to any individual named Jerry.
3) Popular lyrics of the hit parody, "Jerry's Mom (Official Parody of "Stacy's Mom")" performed by Lil Sussy and Lil Pimpy.
1) Everyone wants Jerry's mom.
2) Jerry's mom has got it going on.
3) "we f*ck Jerry's mom every night and day"
2) Jerry's mom has got it going on.
3) "we f*ck Jerry's mom every night and day"
Jerry's mom by turtlesRus13 September 27, 2021