Roofie Mom

Roofie Mom:- are the Moms who had to start working, in the easy credit age, so that the monthly house payments could be made on the super ostentatious house.

Such that a generation of (millenial¿) kids grew up in plush & posh child care centers!

A generation whose MOMS were not MOMS, but rather a 𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐩 over her precious 1.71 brood of outsourced cotton-wool & chemical reared kids.

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Not the addicted "Roofy Moms" the ones on Rohypnol; the ones that can't stand the ride?

I never knew my mother, as she was a Roofie Mom; but we lived in a great house, in a great suburb.

by denko12 August 31, 2018

Your mom

The most badass comeback after you've been roasted by your mates.

My mate: Lol go commit bath toaster
Me: Your mom xd
My mate: oh jesus that was a bit too harsh

by Runiga September 19, 2018

your mom

when little timmy cant combeack with a good argument so he starts insulting your mother

me: you are stupid timmy
Timmy:your mom haha

by Splien September 26, 2018

your mom

a "rad" or the worst word to say in front of grown-ups

(kid 1) what should i eat today?
(kid 2) your mom!
(kid ) you suck .

by super killer September 29, 2018

ur mom

it's just your mom the fuck u want?

just ur mom..

by dontuseyourrealnamethefuck?? September 30, 2018

Your Mom

Gay

“Your Mom Gay”

by Saggy saga bou June 1, 2018

Target mom

Basic white moms that do mommy blogs on Instagram. They live and breathe in that store while they sip on their Starbucks and check their Insta.

Kelsey: Time for another blog! Lets take our baby to Target and get Starbucks!

Kenny: Wow, you're such a Target Mom

by A person living on this earth June 11, 2018